One Hump or Two?

Two humps makes this one a Bactrian Camel.

A lumpy, bumpy, grumpy camel,

Had bright white type tooth enamel,

Wrapped herself in flowered flannel,

Said I’m such a special mammal...

But one mistake, some people make,

Is one that makes me feel irate,

They think there’s water in my hump,

And that’s just why, I’m such a grump,

Bactrian,


(2 humps)

Or Dromedary,

(1 hump)

Our humps are there,

But they don’t carry,

Water, food, or hearts that thump,

Each one's just a fat-filled bump…

Georgia and I did better than that . . .