Halloween: Charlie Sheen Goes as Asshole

Or just played himself.

You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen!

Charlie’s Twitter message the day after Halloween:

last night was awesoem!
I went as an officer from
DCFS
(child protection srvc)
because that’s about as sane as these inept and retarded
doosh bags seem when dealing with my sons bob and max.
it’s an abhorrent dick dance that has NOTHING to do protecting any child.
instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser
whore that calls herself Brooke.
there will be a reckoning.
there will be a whirlwind,
that they will all reap while
desperate begging for my forgiveness.
you’ve all been warned.

Hey, Charlie, you misspelled “awesome” and “douchebags,” so at least you got that going for you, “über loser.”

Publicly calling your ex-wife a “whore”? When you’re kinda notorious for screwing prostitutes and porn starlets less than half your age?

Really mature, Charlie. Really grown-up.