- Beware of long desolate roads - It seems like all the sitings and "abductions" happen there.
- Identify yourself as a peaceful environmentalist - Because the aliens are coming to save the earth, not you.
- Avoid national monuments - They seem to be alien attractors, at least in movies.
- Be careful with the video camera - It can slow down your escape.
- Avoid meteorites and their crash sites - Another classic from the movies.
- Stockpile food and water - Good advice for any number of calamities.
- Prepare for biological warfare - We've been fighting the same war over since the "War of the Worlds"
- Have unfinished business - you'll need a reason to survive, or you'll just give in.
One day you wash up on the beach, wet and naked. Another day you wash back out. In between, the scenery changes constantly.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
How to Survive the Alien Invasion
8 tips for surviving an alien invasion
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