Fresh Zombie Outbreak in China

If by fresh you mean 95 years old: Chinese woman, 95, comes back to life by climbing out her coffin six days after she 'died'

A 95-year-old Chinese woman thought to have passed away stunned her neighbours - after waking up six days after she had been placed in a coffin. Li Xiufeng was found motionless and not breathing in bed by a neighbour two weeks after tripping and suffering a head injury at her home in Beiliu, Guangxi Province. When the neighbour who found her could not wake the pensioner up, they feared the worst and thought the elderly woman had passed away.

She was placed in a coffin which was kept in her house unsealed under Chinese tradition for friends and relatives to pay respects. But the day before the funeral, neighbours found an empty coffin, and later discovered the 95-year-old, who had since woken up, in her kitchen cooking.

Cooking up some fresh brains, no doubt.  Nothing like brains after a long dirt nap.

Hungry Zombie stops a 7-Eleven for some brains

She reportedly told villagers: 'I slept for a long time. After waking up, I felt so hungry, and wanted to cook something to eat. I pushed the lid for a long time to climb out.'

However, she didn't escape entirely without consequences.

Despite cheating death, however, the same Chinese tradition left Mrs Xiufeng without any possessions, according to ritual, after a person dies, all their belongings must be burnt.

I wonder how The Walking Dead will go tonight?