tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840710415146608121.post2937112384557684654..comments2024-03-28T14:22:15.243-04:00Comments on A View from the Beach: A Waste of Perfectly Good JadeFritzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403113111574246294noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840710415146608121.post-88725459941427225612017-01-24T07:08:36.253-05:002017-01-24T07:08:36.253-05:00Being a world-famous blogger many people often ask...Being a world-famous blogger many people often ask me what I do in my spare time. The answer? Read. Yes, when Manhattan Infidel isn’t posting for his audience he is usually hunched over a good book. And what is the book I am reading now? Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guide to Vaginal Care.<br /><br />Like Gwyneth I am concerned about female reproductive health. I found this to be a fascinating read. I now present a few portions.<br /><br />Like many of you I am very concerned about the health of my hoo-haw. Some of my earliest memories were of me squatting naked over a mirror while I said “Hello hoo-haw. Are you happy? Are you healthy? Can I talk to you? Would an egg fit inside you?” I once asked my consciously-uncoupled husband Chris Martin if he would take drugs to make his penis look like an egg. He refused. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to intensify my feminine energy and life force. It seems to be that would be a no-brainer.<br /><br />In fact it’s been medically proven that putting eggs up your hoo-haw is better for you than a penis. Unlike a penis, an egg will build vaginal reflexology and tighten vaginal walls. And I think if there is one thing we can all agree on is that nobody wants a leaky vaginal wall.<br />GOODSTUFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840710415146608121.post-34268396219097558172017-01-23T07:38:07.882-05:002017-01-23T07:38:07.882-05:00Gwyneth Paltrow's (Iron Man Chick) cleavage le...Gwyneth Paltrow's (Iron Man Chick) cleavage leads this gargantuan metablog / photoblog. Plus, at no extra cost, hypnosis and Godzilla type stuff... <br /><br />http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/06/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-142nd-issue.html<br />GOODSTUFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.com