Sunday, September 4, 2011

Yet Another Excuse for Fantasy Armor!

Woman's breast implant explodes during paintball:
Here's an unusual risk of playing paintball: A British woman's breast implant reportedly exploded after she was hit in the chest by a paintball, which can travel at 190 mph.

UK Paintball has now adjusted its policies accordingly. "We respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking," according to a statement on its website. "You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer."

Just wait, it gets better: "You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing," the statement says.
A couple weeks ago I posted how some scientific geeks had "documented" (incorrectly INHO) that that light armor would be better than heavy armor due to the better mobility.  I thought that made a perfect excuse for the sexy, breast and crotch only armor often seen on women in fantasy movies, and art.  It would seem that paint ball might even be a better reason for well and artificially endowed women to wear such armor...

Boris Vellejo - "Bursting Out:

Fastner and Larson - "Dragon Breath"

Larry Elmore - "Chicks and Chained Male"

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